Hermes' Junk Mail

INTRODUCING HERMES JUNK MAIL Don't blame the messenger, they say. But what if that messenger fills your mailbox with supermarket coupons, pre-approved credit cards and catalogs for office supplies that you never requested????? LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS You know how you get all that junk mail advertising cheap microwaves and 12-packs of taquitos for $0.69 and you just toss it in the trash without a second thought? Where do you think it all goes? The landfill? Nah, Hermes thrives off that sh*t. Swooping in and living it up on all your discarded doorbuster deals. Made For Great For NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN. 1 NO SLIP We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. 2 NO BOUNCE Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout. 3 ALL POLARIZED Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays, because you deserve the best. 4 ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL Whatever persona you're channeling, we guarantee no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.