Smaller Is Baller

SMALLER IS BALLER You know that song that goes something like "I wanna be a baller, I wish I was a little bit taller"? Psh, whatever!!! We already know, but maybe you don't... Smaller is Baller Like these new smaller sunnies for ballers with smaller heads. LIL F*KIN GOODRS: SMALLER IS BALLER Don't you hate it when people try to shame you for being smaller?! Psh, joke is on them!!! For example, we can buy designer duds in a children's size large, which just means we look fierce AND have more $$$ left over for extra margaritas, AND can still afford to ship ourselves cross country to our best friend's house in a cardboard box. See? #SmallerisBaller Made For Great For NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN. 1 NO SLIP We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. 2 NO BOUNCE Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. 3 ALL POLARIZED Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. 4 NO LEOPARDS Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).