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    Goodr

    VRG

    40.00 USD SALE

    OUR FUTURISTIC STYLE, THE VRGs. Take your style from Zero to Blitzed with these futuristic black sunglasses. They're perfect for everyone, even the AI robots who are currently on their way here from 2069 to takeover our feeble existence. (Oops!!! We've said too much. Act surprised.)

    • OPTIONS: From Zero to Blitzed

    • SKU: VRG-FROMZEROTOBLITZED
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      2069 CALLED, THEY WANT THEIR SUNNIES BACK We stuck our fan favorite Whiskey Shots With Satan into a time machine and sent them into the future. What returned back blew our minds!!! From Zero to Blitzed (G force training not included.) OUR FUTURISTIC STYLE, THE VRGs. Take your style from Zero to Blitzed with these futuristic black sunglasses. They're perfect for everyone, even the AI robots who are currently on their way here from 2069 to takeover our feeble existence. (Oops!!! We've said too much. Act surprised.) Made For Great For NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN. 1 NO SLIP We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. 2 NO BOUNCE Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. 3 ALL POLARIZED Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. 4 NO LEOPARDS Pus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
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